CONER ALERT! 5 CELEBRITY CHEFS THAT GIVE US CULINARY BONERS
- justbjason
- Nov 30, 2015
- 3 min read
Actors and models have hogged the spotlight for decades, but these days, even if a guy has a chiseled jawline and rock hard abs, there's no way he's getting to the third date unless he can whip up a gourmet menagerie of delectable delights! That's right, the best way to satisfy my insatiable appetite is not in the bedroom, but rather at the dinner table!
You all remember what a coner is: a qulinary boner, a metaphorically erect gastronomical member. In no particular order, here are five celebrity chefs who give the biggest coners. I'd bet that they would find the sexiest ways to DRIBBLE...
MICHAEL CHERNOV
Whether sporting the hot nerd specs or allowing us to peer directly into his adorable brown eyes, Michael Chernov makes our list with sexiness to spare! Co-owner of New York City's The Meatball Shop, this FCI graduate handles the marketing and branding of the restaurant. But that's not all; Michael looks best when he is removing a cool leather jacket to reveal vintage tees and muscular arms adorned with tats. Let this bad boy handle my meatballs any day!
ANTHONY BOURDAIN
Not only is Antony Bourdain well versed in several aspects of the culinary world, he is adventurous, worldly, and has a way with words, too. This best selling author knows what it means to talk on the wild side of gastronomic affairs. It is apparent in his various television series, my favourite being "No Reservations", that he is excited to try new things while being respectful of cultures and traditions around the globe. One thing is for sure: I'll gladly DRIBBLE however the F he wants!
NIGELLA LAWSON
Don't worry ladies, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian if Nigella Lawson gives you a coner (not that there' anything wrong with that!). She is simply an incredibly sexy food porn star! Is it her sexy curves, the way she takes a dolllop of whipped cream only to devour it slowly off her finger, or the fact that she closes her eyes and lightly moans every time she delves into one of her dishes? I can't quite put my finger on it, but I do love her sensuality, not to mention her insistence on never apologizing for taking shortcuts. I also love that every time she appears on my television screen, it seams like she is actually inviting me into her home. Nigella, you are forgiven for any indiscretions if you keep up your voluptuous victuals!
STEPHEN SHARP
I have a confession to make: I really haven't heard of "Atlanta's hottest chef". I really don't keep up with Atlanta's haute cuisine. Truthfully, until now, I have doubted that it even existed. Simply put, Chef Stephen Sharp was the most scrumptious thing on the Google Images menu when I searched for "hot chef". All hotness aside, once I actually started investigating Sharp's culinary perspective, I gained respect for him and his "locavore" philosophy. Furthermore, he trained in Oregon's wine country to gain a broader understanding of wines. I'm not sure if this knowledge trumps his good looks!
CURTIS STONE
Sexy Australian accent? Check. Muscular physique? Check. Icy green eyes? Check. It seems that Curtis Stone is completing our checklist of must haves! I'd have to say, however, that this culinary confidence is what's most attractive to me. With experience in kitchens on three continents, Stone knows how to get a firm grip on his wooden spoon while simultaneously being gentle woth your ladyfingers. Luckily, we can peruse his instructional YouTube videos and TV appearances on various shows to become hypnotized by this...cuisine. Women are lining up to take home this Take Home Chef!
PAULA DEEN
JUST KIDDING!!!!!
DRIBBLES AND KISSES!
MICHELLE.
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