THE 7 LEAST SEXY THINGS TO DO IN THE KITCHEN

Cooking and eating can be such sensual experiences. Making an elaborate dinner for your beau or showing your lady friend that you can navigate a kitchen can be a major catalyst for the engines of your libido. However, once in a while that dash of overzelousness can cause a major slip up and reroute the direction of your date from a bedroom destination to a drive through desperation. Here are some tips on how to stay sexy both in the kitchen and while your devour your meal with a potential coitis companion.

7. Being afraid to DRIBBLE

There is one thing that keeps many away from the kitchen and from using great products: fear. Lose your inhibitions and take that plunge into the abyss of culinary delight. It's okay to use your gourmet products- they're not just for decoration! Try flavour combinations you have never imagined. Close your eyes and take in the aroma of your edible oils to gauge your mood. Are you feeling perky, seductive, or wicked? Perhaps all three! Get adventurous or keep it simple. Lose that fear. After all, if you hadn't dared to kiss him or her in that one spot, you'd never know that it's an erotic weakness...

6. Avoiding eye contact.

Sex isn't the only thing that turns him or her on. Everyday experiences like eating and even cooking can be an arouting adventure. Think Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore creating pottery in GHOST. You don't have to simply get the job done and it's definitely not just about cooking and eating. It's about connection, intimacy, and intrigue. Looking each other in the eye periodicaly while creating a meal together can help you two connect and get the juices flowing!

5. Scarfing it down

You or and/your significant other have spent a lot of time and effort into creating a delicious meal. Savor it and let him or her know that you appreciate every morsel. You have to leave room for great conversation, too. You can't talk dirty if you're shoveling spoonfuls of Wicked Truffle risotto into your mouth!

4. Gluttony is not sexy

Sure, the 16 poundsteak in one hour for a T-shirt challenges are hilarious to watch, but imagine what that abdominale overeating affair is doing to your body and the impression your partner is receiving when you begin to get the meat sweats. Unbuttoning that top button too soon gets no one in the mood! Furthermore, this overstuffed feeling can last for hours and will probably restrict your range of motion when you take it from the dinning room into the bedroom.

3. Drinking or cooking with bad wine

Besides the obvious squishy face you will inevitably make after sipping a wine that is nearly vinegar, when you cook with wine, the flavors are reduced and concentrated and therefore the bad taste is enhanced. Splurge on the good stuff, your partner will thank you for it. Life's too short for bad wine! Note: the quality of a wine isn't always directly correlated with its price tag. Experiment with wines every weekend (or let's face it, every day) within your price range to find the best one for you. I'll back you up if you want to call it research!

2. Overdoing it on the beans

Beans are delicious, nutritious, and great source of protein, but overdoing it in one meal with a significant other isn't such a great idea if you're hoping to get lucky. They don't call it the magical fruit for nothing! Avoid any involuntary post dinner ruffles of the skirt at all costs.

1. Deep fying naked

I feel like this one needs no further explanation...

DRIBBLES AND KISSES

MICHELLE.